Good one, coming from the guy that rides the short bus.
Was that back when you were 50lbs overweight?
I drive a short van. Actually, its not that short; it's longer than a long E350, actually.
Ha! My son was playing "barracks lawyer" when he was in his mid-teens and got onto the subject of what was within his power to do to force me to comply with his demands, how I was required by law to house and feed him, and what he could do to me if I didn't. So I explained to him what I would do if he were to opt for a nuclear option, which was to go nuclear right back. As far as I know, these discussions were all theoretical, but the perspective that Dad would stop being reasonable if he stopped being reasonable seemed to "wise him up".
No, it was back when you were doing 69's with your husband.
NOYFBA! Working on 1000' of pasture fence, when I get a break, and the snow lets up you fool!
You must be talking to Dumber, I am sure you both need those kinds of meds. 2 fat fucks that can't even pull yourselves out of bed.
Yesterday I was taking a cruise in the snow with the wife, and kids. I seen this guy half driven off the bridge that crosses a drainage ditch into his driveway. So I pull in, knock on the window, the guy had to be in his 90s and smashed. So I pull his pickup out with my "Fake" Jeep, tell him to back up' so he can cross the bridge straight this time, he just proceeded forward, and his tire track was only an inch from the edge this time, but he made it. I think god looks out for old drunks.
YASBFASTKYATCAYDSW.
And thats how you got to live old enough to retire.
Why, I never had a drinking problem, obesity problem, or faked a suicide.
Sticking up for Dumb again.
No, just busting the Dumbest's balls.Sticking up for Dumb again.
Bullcrap.
Skeena's here?
Receipts are all over the forum, I won't even waste my time looking them up.
Clearly, you don't have such an experience since you are van-trolling all day and have no friends. Sad...
Whatever you read that to be, you read it wrong.
You and Hugo follow the cholesterol guidelines from the same place that told you to get vaxxed, that's why you have no brains, the brain runs on cholesterol morons.
