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Old 06-16-2019, 03:46 PM   #21
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Old 06-16-2019, 05:51 PM   #22
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... I wish I had a hard copy of the 12,732 page, 2007 service manual.
All it takes is a printer and a ream.

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All it takes is a printer and a ream.

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Isn't a ream only 500 pages?
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Isn't a ream only 500 pages?
Yes, and guess at 12,732 pages, is probably about the size of an old set of encyclopedia's.
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Isn't a ream only 500 pages?
Yep.

But the attempt was to play off the "All it takes is a dollar and a dream." lottery ads.

It woulda been really off to post "All it takes is a printer and 25.464 reams." Even though my attempt at humor was apparently lost anyway.

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