Absolutely...Stumped TGT???
Neither you nor I will ever have to utter any words to get out of jury duty- we just check the box, and send it back.There exists two magic words that always gets me dismissed from Jury Duty. What are they?
Nope, tried it, street cops maybe but not correctional officers. Something to do with PC code 830.2 and 830.5.Neither you nor I will ever have to utter any words to get out of jury duty- we just check the box, and send it back.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.Nope, tried it, street cops maybe but not correctional officers. Something to do with PC code 830.2 and 830.5.
Anyways, the second to the last time I was summoned, I was the first fricking one called to the box, juror number one. Damn! What do they call it, the vor dior process, I don't know, spelling might be wrong. Attorneys ask a whole bunch of questions and then moved onto the next victim.
One man was particularly adamant about not being seated on the jury, and the defense attorney grilled him and made him look like a complete idiot. At some point, I raised my hand and blurted-out, "I believe in jury nullification." The judge immediately woke-up, and announced a short recess. When we returned, I, and the man trying to squirm out of jury duty were excused.
The last time, an animal cruelty case, I was eager to be seated but never made to the box, and that completed my service.
Yup...I remember a professor said that the definition of a jury is, "12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty."
"Fu_k Police" should do it ok.There exists two magic words that always gets me dismissed from Jury Duty. What are they?
Can never get anything past you."I believe in jury nullification" ... that's 5 words.
...and here i thought they were going to be: "Owns Sprinter" ... synonymous with "certifiably insane"
--dick
Suggest changing your soggy Depends and chill."Fu_k Police" should do it ok.
Those goddamn scooters. The people running those companies should be hung in public.
JP Sears does hilarious parodies of liberals:Will being an electric scooter enthusiast get me out of jury duty? If so, I gotta try that. I love the guys "Woke AF" shirt in that video. Funny stuff.
I watched a few of them when I came across that one in the thread. He's got some pretty funny stuff. I could easily see getting lost down that rabbit hole for a while.