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Old 01-08-2019, 11:06 PM   #11
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Old 01-08-2019, 11:54 PM   #12
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The next article will read, Paddy gets his butt kicked by hill billies for vandalizing their trucks, and to top it all off gets his azz thrown in jail.



I doubt it, Chet.
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I'd be happy to show up and do the paperwork after some booger-eater in a pickup creates a confrontation and gets his spleen pulled out through his nostril.
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When I was at Ft Bragg we had an incident with a billy in a bro-dozer. Ran me off the road on my bike, so I threw my water bottle at his truck. He and his buddy made the mistake of stopping and getting out. I didn’t remove his valve cores, but I did cut two valve stems after I knocked them silly. We didn’t have Tesla’s or priuses; the bro-dozers would try to pick on cyclists back in the day.
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When I was at Ft Bragg we had an incident with a billy in a bro-dozer. Ran me off the road on my bike, so I threw my water bottle at his truck. He and his buddy made the mistake of stopping and getting out. I didn’t remove his valve cores, but I did cut two valve stems after I knocked them silly. We didn’t have Tesla’s or priuses; the bro-dozers would try to pick on cyclists back in the day.
Lol. My baby brother was 82nd Airborne at Fort Bragg, and has told me stories about Fort Bragg and "Fayett-Nam".

I have no idea why some nicotine-saturated tub of lard would choose to pick a fight with someone that has a resting pulse of 40 beats per minute, but whatever.

For a number of years, I rode the "STP" (Seattle To Portland) 200-mile bicycle ride as a member of one of the one-day safety teams (three-member teams comprised of an Oregon Police Officer, a Washington Police Officer, and a medical professional). I carried my department-authorized Glock 17, a pair of Hiatt alloy handcuffs, and a cell phone, as discreetly as possible. It seemed like at least once a year, I would end up trying to talk some booger-eater out of losing a fight to the police. I was not always successful.

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Wouldn't be the first dumbass hick who thought that his gun was the last one they made or sold. Won't be the last, I'm sure.
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Wouldn't be the first dumbass hick who thought that his gun was the last one they made or sold. Won't be the last, I'm sure.
I never had one pull a gun on me, but I have had a few get out with a tire iron, club, baseball bat, or other weapon in their hands. The only response I can have to something like that is my firearm. Fortunately they all dropped their weapons instantly as soon as I drew my pistol- I never had to shoot any of them.

But then, that IS the ultimate risk within the chosen profession of "thug", that one of their victims would be legally armed.

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