Old Master
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Only Tasmanians would cut square windows in the sides of an old sailing ship. I'll bet you have screen doors in your submarines...
Hey, what is this stuff about "birdies?" I already know what a bleedin' seagull looks like, mate, ...I want to see some photos of the "birdies"...oi oi oi...
I just got finished watching a program on public TV about the giant crocs of Australia. They were on the Adelaide River, and at some station in the outback. Man, that was one big reptile! The 22 ft. croc eluded them, but it's footprint was bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's butt...and that's big!
(By the way, my friend, that is a great looking old ship! Absolutely magnificent...I'll bet the master's stateroom looks like the back end of my Sprinter, which shows they had good taste in decor back then, when ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel...as opposed to today, when...etc.)
Hey, what is this stuff about "birdies?" I already know what a bleedin' seagull looks like, mate, ...I want to see some photos of the "birdies"...oi oi oi...
I just got finished watching a program on public TV about the giant crocs of Australia. They were on the Adelaide River, and at some station in the outback. Man, that was one big reptile! The 22 ft. croc eluded them, but it's footprint was bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's butt...and that's big!
(By the way, my friend, that is a great looking old ship! Absolutely magnificent...I'll bet the master's stateroom looks like the back end of my Sprinter, which shows they had good taste in decor back then, when ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel...as opposed to today, when...etc.)